PLOP!!
ExcitedLol Rawr!! I eat chur brainz!!! Mwuhahaaahaaaha!!!!
...Lets watch as it gets settled mO-Om
Mornings -DeidaraTo Get Ready in the MorningMornings -Deidara
1.) Smash alarm clock
2.) Head lazily to the bathroom
3.) Pee
4.) Flush (wash my hands blah blah)
5.) Take a shower
6.) Wash My hair
7.) Dry My Hair
8.) Dry Myself
9. Blow dry my air
10.) Put my hair into a half ponytail
11.) Make it pretty
12.) Smell it
13.) Apply Deodorant
14.) Brush Teeth
15.) Wash Face
16.) Apply Eyeliner
17.) Get Dressed
Mornings -KakuzuTo get Ready in the MorningMornings -Kakuzu
1.) Wash face
2.) Brush Teeth
3.) Take a shower
4.) Get Dressed, Apply Deodorant
5.) Brush Hair
6.) Secure mask and Headband
7.) Get a cup of coffee
8.) Count Money (All of it)
9.) Bring mug into the kitchen
10.) Repeat Step 8 (make sure it's still there)
11.) Repeat step 2
Mornings -SasoriHow to get ready in the MorningMornings -Sasori
1.) Take a Shower
2.) Get Dressed
3.) Stare at reflection in the mirror for 20 minutes
4.) Shake head around violently until each hair is in perfect place
5.) Brush Teeth
6.) Apply Mascara
7.) Repeat Step 3
8.) Get a cup of coffee
9.) ...dammit, Repeat step 5
10.) Wash face
11.) ...DAMMIT!! Repeat step 6
12.) Grab a slice of toast
13.) ....FUCK! Repeat Step 5!
Mornings -HidanHow To Get Ready in the MorningMornings -Hidan
1.) Pray to Jashin
2.) Take a shower
3.) Dry yourself (Duh!)
4.) Get dressed
5.) Brush Your Teeth (blah blah and all that good stuff!)
6.) Apply Deodorant (DO NOT FORGET!)
7.) Pray to Jashin and put on rosary
8.) Sacrifice the mailman (or mail woman)
9.) Get the mail
10.) Repeat steps 2-7
11.) Eat breakfast
12.) Repeat step 4
Bedridden- Chpt 1BedriddenBedridden- Chpt 1
Chapter One: Rocks
Kisame sat at the kitchen table, placing a white tea glass on the smooth wood surface of the table. He caught his reflection, admiring his own sharp teeth. He clamped his mouth shut, frowning. There was one thing that those teeth reminded him of and it wasn't a shark... Itachi, his insane lover, had sharpened his teeth a while back, apparently using them to tear out a chunk of Orochimaru's neck... Kisame blinked, suddenly remembering. It was time for Itachi's lunch. He got up, making a sandwhich, ramen noodles, and grabbing a glass of tea. He placed all this on a tray and began to walk to
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I simply live to love the Akatsuki
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